Have the Best of both Worlds!
Is your stock car lacking visual or performance features? Do you feel that you deserve so much more? Duh! Dude, you shelled out tons of money for that ride, I think it’s only fitting that it serves you exactly the way you want it, don’t you? Some cars are born fast but look like the bad side of a horse’s ass and vice versa. And since you have successfully crawled out of the rock that you’ve been hiding in, I would like to formally inform you that yes, you can now tune your car the way you want it. In case you still don’t know, you can transform that piece of metal that you call a car, into a worthy road warrior with the shitload of kits and accessories available on the market today. If you’re car is of the “ugly betty” variety, there are tons of body kits that you can purchase that could do some serious make-over. So now, you can actually start driving your car during the day and nobody will throw rotten tomatoes at it. You can add skirts, carbon fiber trims, phat rims, billet mufflers and grilles, etc. The only limit really is the extent of your imagination. And if you say you don’t even have THAT, well there are sets already available for you. Theirs is absolutely no reason why your car should look like the Frankenstein’s monster of the automotive world…well, that is if you have the dough.
Now that we have the looks covered, it’s time to criticize your car’s performance. Even if your car now looks like a godsend, if it doesn’t have the “oomph” to go with its looks, it still doesn’t cut it. It’s basically the same as a person; no matter how good you look but can’t really perform well you’re no better than an airhead model. Your car must have sound performance so it can take you where you need to go in less time. Plus, you can put the beat down on any punk that thinks your ride is mediocre. Leave everyone in the dust with the right performance kits. There are turbo kits available for your engine, nitrous oxide systems for that speed bursts, weight reduction, etc. Again, you can stuff as much performance-enhancing kits as you car and your budget can take.
So don’t give up on your car. Just keep repeating this mantra: “I will not be a cheap”. And remember that this is the new age, and you can always find the parts needed to make your car look good and run fast. So get your lazy, whining butt of the couch and start modding you car.
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